Carlizzle

So looks like I got more drunk the other night than I previously believed. The last photo I uploaded to tumblr, the one with me and someone else kissing some girl, I HAVE NO FUCKING MEMORY TAKING THAT PICTURE OR EVEN UPLOADING IT. Everclear. That beverage is a life changer. A fucking LIFE CHANGER.

Hey there nips.

I let that show just for you dear ;)

just a few…

So I was in a best friend’s wedding last friday. Blah blah blah. Hot bridesmaid. Blah blah blah. We went on a double date with the new married couple. Blah blah blah. Hung out one-on-one with aforementioned hot bridesmaid. Blah blah blah. Turns out that we’re each big fans of each other. Blah blah blah. We proceeded to enjoy each other’s company some more. Blah blah blah.

Now, I’ve never been one for long distance relationships, but I’m definitely not going to let this flame die out. I don’t plan on moving things too quickly, but perhaps it’s time I stopped being single. I owe it to the world to give these ladies a chance, don’t I?

Okay, now time for Burger King.

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