February 2011
88 posts
January 2011
83 posts
Did you know that you can die from too many knife stabs?
That’s urban legend ma dood. I been stabbed like 42 1/2 times and I walked away like it was nothing. And then I heard about my uncle’s niece’s step-sister’s baby daddy’s dog Taniqua’s puppy’s owner’s momma’s twice removed sister’s son’s nephew who was somehow-related-to-some-bacon-bits got stabbed 42 3/4 times and he survived that mess. It was chill.
Child? I'm a grown ass woman.
You ain’t shiiiiiiiiiiit
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the tone of your voice...
is a very sexy thing. thank you.
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You know what bothers me? When people often complain about their parents and how they don’t understand or any of the myriad of problems that they can have. People just don’t understand that I would give anything to have grown up with some parents…
My female love interest and I went to the Chicken Fillet dining establishment located in our community’s mall one afternoon.
I requested that she procure me a Chicken Sandwich and a small quantity of Waffle Fries for the lowest price available.
She asked me for my beverage preference, and I stated my desire for the Doctor Pepper flavor of cola syrup.
She returned, having procured the meal free of any financial charges.
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"If all else fails, use fire.": prl1: Seriously how hard is it to find a guy who likes comics books,... →
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prl1:
Seriously how hard is it to find a guy who likes comics books, is cute, funny, not stupid and who doesn’t dress like a atypical gay? When will I meet my Noah Calhoun? All I’ve ever wanted is a guy to threaten to kill himself if I didn’t go on a date with him…
Seriously how hard is it hard is it to find a
guyredheaded girl who likes comicsbooks, iscutebeautiful,funnyextremely funny, not stupid and who doesn’t dress like aatypical gaywhorish model? When will I meet myNoah CalhounAlison Sudol? All I’ve ever wanted is aguygirl to threaten to killhimselfeveryone if I didn’t go on a date withhimher…
Seriously how hard is it to… oh my bad. My girl Terry is a BAD BITCH. And I love her.
You're a clever one ;)
thank you very much toots. =]]
Cutest Shit EVAR
Everybody liking my shit today and I'm all like
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BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS →
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call someone up and have fun..
oh my god
OMG THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET
THIS GUY IS MY HERO.
This is the first thing on Tumblr I’ve seen that actually DESERVES to have nearly 20,000 notes. :’D
WHAT IS THIS CALLED THAT I’M BREATHING RIGHT NOW?!
My Girls
Animal Collective
Animal Collective - My Girls
is it my cousin? is she too nasty for you?
What is this?
