Currently at the Radisson Hotel in L.A. waiting for the day to pass and I can go to MEPS tomorrow. Tomorrow shall be a long day. Then I go back to Rialto. Even though I just spent the past four days there. Leave for LONG BEACH this weekend. Pretty excite to judge, but I do miss the time were I could just relax. Don’t get me wrong, I hate being alone all the time, but I just want one free day...
People say you stink; The smell of rotting corpses; Mixed with cat vomit
Pigeons on my roof Are driving me mad crazy kill them with mind bullets.
JUST PLAIN DOPE! →
Honestly, I posted this specifically for Tim, but anyone can go ahead and play the game if they’d like.
measures-of-the-pulse-deactivat asked: I'd have sex with you too. You meet my standards.
I am down right now For some food in my belly Who’s gonna feed me?
More Than One Jesus
Terry: yeah we are pretty far apart
Me: See? There's room for Jesus here.
Terry: There's room for more than one Jesus in here.
Me: We could fit two Jesuses in here. Jesuses? Wait, I think the plural of Jesus is Jeesi.
Schmidt: There's only one Jesus.
I’ll be there today! Ahh yeah. Hit me up if you wanna chill. =]]
This is how cool people learn ABCs →
I saw this doggie He was barking and all that He ate a diaper.
Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.
Cake - I Will Survive cover
Old School Shuffling (and I mean OLD SCHOOL) →
The only word that can describe this video is GOLD. Because that’s what it is. GOLD. Pure gold.
Video Dedicated to a Mr. Timothy Whyte (1992-An Undisclosed Time That is Soon) Words can not express how I feel about you atm
EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY
“Einstein’s theory of relativity is really complicated, and it can be almost impossible to understand what it means.” “That’s E=MC2, right? What does it mean?” “When you go really fast, time goes slower…” “…Because you get there earlier!” “You’re catching on, buddy!” “Thanks, and if you were to go...
KFC Double Down
I’m so pissed off about this “KFC Double Down” that the word limit of twitter is not enough for my rant to fully express itself. If you are unfamiliar with this double down, it’s basically a bacon and cheese sandwich with pieces of chicken serving as bread. It makes me sick to my stomach. I mean, who thinks of these things? They’re all circled around,...